Friday, 17 June 2011

The Week to Piss Emily Off!

1. Give her a full body sunburn that'll hurt for days.
2. Make a blister appear on her toe after she wears heels.
3. Force her to have two enormous cold sores on her lip.
4. Make her period come while she sleeps.
5. Put her in pain and ruin her face so that she decides to be anti-social.
6. Have her family stop and stare and laugh every time they see her.

Success.

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